You are a banana! You are delicious, and easy to go with. You have a tough peel, but it bruises easily, and it isn't too hard for people to break it open and get to know you. Don't get superficial, though! Everyone hates fake banana flavor! But you're the real thing. You grow in bunches, so you tend to have a big circle of friends. You are easily integrated into mixtures of many fruits, like smoothies!
In our first hands-on report concerning this new car [March 2008], we described the XF as “an athletic five-seater that defies ancient traditions.” That’s a key point, because Jaguar had been mired in a styling rut, perpetuating past designs to the point of irrelevance. We’ve heard a few pundits suggest the XF “doesn’t look like a Jaguar.” To which we say: Right, and none too soon.