What Tool Are You ?

Call a Professional Plumber Call The Neighbour Over Fix It Yourself Give Dad A Phone Call Hope It Will Fix Itself

Call The Motor Organisation Drive The 40 Miles Home It's Only a Tyre (Tire) Get Out The Spare And Change It Phone 000 (911) Turn Around And Go To Your Friends

Call The Professional Movers Get The Mates (Guys) Around To Help Go to The Pub (Bar) F...ck It Leave It There, Someone Might Want It Put On A Keg They Will Come

Do Nothing Just Relax Get Smashed, As I Do Hook Up With The Mates (Guys) and Go Fishing Put The Party On The Internet And Rage On Rent A Cabin For A Romantic Weekend

I Can't Decide, I Love You All I'll Sit On The Fence For This One My Mates (Friends) Have Been Around Longer My Partner Is For Life There's Only Me!