What Are You?

Control your fart and hope it comes out quietly Fart out loud anyway so he won't be suprised when he smells it

No WAY! Wat you kidding me? Hell no! Wow...that IS a lot of alcohol. I guess i might get drunk on that.

Finders Keeper's losers weepers! It's MINE now! Hmmm..perhaps i should take it and donate to the Children's home..

I talk to him nicely and ask if there's anything i could do to cheer him/her up. What?! He pissed me off first! I wish i cld be nice right now cuz i love him so damn much but my DAMN ego won't let me!

Call him and and laugh it off. He's just being playful. =) Wth? I'm so insulted! I'm going to call him right now and tell him how much i HATE HIM! But actually i love him SO FREAKIN MUCH!