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It is not pronounced Lea pard!
Holy crap! He's so cute!
Help me! Please adopt me!
I'm cold... please adopt me into a warm house.
It's so hot and bad over here please adopt me.
Please adopt me!
I'm a nice house pet and a nice lion, I'm endangered so please let me come in and live.
I'm endangered and a very rare species please help me.
Please adopt me.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
We need the fire department, the location is We don't know!
I want the cat!
Gaze into my eyes cuz IMMA' FIRIN' MEH LAZOR!
He's pure gold ;)
Ahh, our noble American Shorthair
Gaze into my eyes, HEY STOP LOOKING AT MY EARS!
Undies?
Why oh why?
My owner isn't name Geoffery
STOP CALLING ME FLAT!
Do I fish for fish, or do i fish for cats?
Where's all my fur?
Hug me, and I'll bite you.
I AM NOT A LEAPORD!
We da' big eared twins, yo.