You are closest in personality to Hera, the queen of the goddesses. Hera was lovely, elegant, regal and grand - in short, she was a true lady. Hera was also the protector of married women and Hera types tend to be somewhat traditional in love and value marriage, family, children and fidelity very highly. You are also practical and show good common sense.
You are a dumb bitch. You say dumb things and no one knows why. You could be trying to get yourself out of the situation, or you're just dumb. Either way it works because people don't want to be bothered. They laugh at you a lot. The only reason people like you is because your either hot or you benefit them from being so dumb.
You obviously enjoy the series and have read the book. However, you're probably one of those people who started reading the books AFTER the Twilight movie came out. You're a fan, but not obsessed... you're a healthy Twilight person. Good Job. Your mark is a B-