Send people different grades of fail and associated objects!
Choose your gift:
Fail
Shipment Of Fail
You failed.
Shipment of Fail
Shipment Of Fail
The failboat landed on the shores of failure
Epic Fail!
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You have really failed this time, EPIC FAIL
FAILTACULAR!
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FAILTACULAR! A fail so epic, it's almost a win!
TOTAL FAILAGE
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You failed so hard you must now die.
Fail Fox
Shipment Of Fail
Safer browsing with failfox!
Fail Boat
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I think you made a TITANIC mistake!
Fail Bus
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And those tree-huggers want more people to use buses!