Like Johnny feelings, your name isn’t Johnny. You have a great attitude towards life, but a poor attitude towards the nature of life. You have never practiced animal husbandry, nor would you. You can often be found in the company of beers, enjoying the occasional friend. You are best known for your complete lack of taste and poor decision making skills. People often claim that you have “mad skills”, but these people are somewhat delusional. Your lucky number is 0. Pay attention to crosswalks and vehicles. You may have occasion to eat the worlds greatest food in the near future… make sure you accept this invitation. Beware of bears and cliffs.