Birch Tree

You like the simpler things in life. Your faverouite activities include pulling off your leaves after someone tells a joke that you will never get, and making meowing sounds to elude lumberjacks. It hurts your feelings when kids run away just because your trunk is inhabited by a poltergiest. Maybe if you try really hard you could one day turn into a big, strong pine tree but for now you'll have to settle for sapping yourself when you hear an unfamiliar noise in the woods.

Viktorina