You are not gonna be getting married! At least not in this century.... You do not like to talk, flirt with or even touch the hand of the opposite sex. You think they won't be able to resist you and they'll make the move before you can run away. Not gonna happen. try getting a couple of cats and some yarn.
Maybe you're not into eating bamboo (who is, really?), but your panda-ness suggests that you probably have a favorite food that you could eat all day, every day, for the rest of your life. As a panda, you appreciate solitude and simple things, like climbing leafy trees, and the way the air smells after a storm. You don't need sunshine to be happy -- you'll take shade and rain any day. The sound of falling rain is the perfect background music when you just want to space out and ponder life's big questions, like "How did I get so cute?"