What Kind Of Student Are You?

You dont really drink as it makes you aggressive You drink until you can no longer walk or see, then you get your friends to order you another. You go home, its just too tempting You know you'll be drunk after a few beers You order the most expensive drink at the bar and savour the taste You take your time, you dont want to be under the table too soon You're suspicious, there's no such thing as a free lunch

You buy an essay from the web and change some words. Sorted. You decide that you will argue with the lecturer about them giving you the wrong deadline You decide to have a power nap, so that you can get up and plod through the work. You go out, there's no point in wasting your time on something so trivial. You have a coffee and try your best to stay up and finish the work You spend the next half hour thinking of an elaborate, but plausable, excuse for not doing the work. Then you go to bed. This would never happen to you, you're too organised.

You cleverly invest the money in stocks and shares so you can get richer. You decide to go travelling for a few years, uni can wait You donate the money to Charity. You dont need it as much as other people You invest the money without telling anyone and carry on as you were You quit uni but stay there for the parties. You spend all the money on an idea you have to make you even richer or famous You spend it all on stupid things.

Artists Chavs and townies You honestly dont hate, or get annoyed by, anyone Lazy people People with money People with power Swots

As cheap as you can get, there's no point spending your money on food Exactly the same stuff as you bought last week, why change a winning formula You would never shop in a supermarket. Lots of cheap ingredients for you to be creative with, good coffee. Lots of fruit and veg, it helps give you energy Microwave dinners, boil in the bag meals and Pot noodles Whatever takes your fancy at the time

You accept it, what is arguing going to solve? You argue, complain and write up your lecturers on the web You complain about how the marker didnt understand your deep philosophy and conceptual thinking within the essay. You cry and try and find out how you can improve for next time. You don You work out if you get a good mark next time, it should all balance out in the end. You're surprised you didnt totally fail, so you are over the moon.