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It's only slightly used. You can barely notice the desperate scratch marks on the coffin lid...
Clean, simple, comfortable. Anyone would be glad to spend their night in there...
If you're going to decay underground, why not do it in comfort?
From the old Celtic tradition of making a lantern of gourds to keep the light near and the demons away...
Nothing embodies the image of All Hallow's Eve like a pumpkin!
You're alone in your room at night... we promise.
If you're going to be trapped in a tomb, it's best not to be alone...
Jaguar helps put the fun back in funeral.
This skull appeared, it's one we found- Someone left it 6 feet underground. We hosed it off, and made it clean, to give to you this Halloween.
Hey, what you do under your sheet is your business...
I know how you always get frustrated with idle conversation, so I found you a new friend who has a lot of brains... It's all he can talk about!
They're coming for you, Barbara....
Camp Crystal Lake has never been the same...
Awww, come on-- everybody loves a clown!
Why should the Red Cross get all of the blood donations?
Because we see you shiver with antici-
It's pure biology: Everyone has a mummy...
Why not get away from it all?