Non name specific men's clothing store gift app. Hilarious fun for any men's clothing store employee.

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Irate Customer
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Irate Customer

In your face about something totally out of your control.

Bridezilla
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Bridezilla

She thinks you ruined her entire wedding because the coats didn't have pocket flaps, & the groom's left shoe lace came untied.

Bad tie
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Bad tie

Bad tie! Bad!

Jos & Feces Suit
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Jos & Feces Suit

No one knows how to pronounce the brand name, but it sure sells well!

Lost Guy Browsing
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Lost Guy Browsing

Looks lost, but doesn't want help. "Just Browsing."

BOGO Sale!
Men's Clothing Store Employees
BOGO Sale!

Lots of commission and sales to be had here!

Dirty Shirt
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Dirty Shirt

Should have been damaged out, but somehow now it's a challenge to sell the darn thing to some unsuspecting customer.

Shoe Stretcher
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Shoe Stretcher

When you're not quite ready to give up that commission...

Angry Tailor
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Angry Tailor

You over-promised some hemming job, and the tailor has his daughter's birthday party to go to - he's staying, but only because you're buying the gift.

Screaming Child
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Screaming Child

The parents never do anything & have this screamer tuned out like Muzak.

Cologne Tester Abuser
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Cologne Tester Abuser

He stinks up the store with EVERY cologne you carry.

Sock Sale
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Sock Sale

Only came in to buy one item - the least expensive item in your store.

Stolen Up
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Stolen Up

He RAN to the customer before you did. Jerk!

Ultra-Picky Guy
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Ultra-Picky Guy

Wants the pants shortened 1/8" and he can TELL if you did it or not.

Prom
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Prom

It begins. Don't bother sleeping or eating.

Local Celebrity
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Local Celebrity

How exciting!

The Wife
Men's Clothing Store Employees
The Wife

Do things her way, or regret getting up this morning.

Slow Day
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Slow Day

Get your nails done, or your shoes polished. No one is coming in.

Company Outing
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Company Outing

Every year we go, every year we wish it was bonus money instead. Every year we have some level of fun anyway.

Free Lunch
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Free Lunch

A wonderful person bought you lunch!

Broken Tape Measure
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Broken Tape Measure

Aww who did that?

The Wife Tagalong
Men's Clothing Store Employees
The Wife Tagalong

Do things her way, or regret getting out of bed this morning.

High Roller (Big $pender)
Men's Clothing Store Employees
High Roller (Big $pender)

He's looking to buy and you're his guy!

Cheap Bastard
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Cheap Bastard

Needs a full suit setup desperately by tomorrow but thinks $99 is too much to pay for anything.

Bad Suit
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Bad Suit

How are we supposed to sell this?

Haberdashery
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Haberdashery

In American English, haberdasher is another term for a men's outfitter. We think it's just fun to say.

Top Hat
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Top Hat

Because we can.

Dirty Smelly Guy
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Dirty Smelly Guy

Really?

Holiday Party!
Men's Clothing Store Employees
Holiday Party!

WHOOOOOO!!!