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In your face about something totally out of your control.
She thinks you ruined her entire wedding because the coats didn't have pocket flaps, & the groom's left shoe lace came untied.
Bad tie! Bad!
No one knows how to pronounce the brand name, but it sure sells well!
Looks lost, but doesn't want help. "Just Browsing."
Lots of commission and sales to be had here!
Should have been damaged out, but somehow now it's a challenge to sell the darn thing to some unsuspecting customer.
When you're not quite ready to give up that commission...
You over-promised some hemming job, and the tailor has his daughter's birthday party to go to - he's staying, but only because you're buying the gift.
The parents never do anything & have this screamer tuned out like Muzak.
He stinks up the store with EVERY cologne you carry.
Only came in to buy one item - the least expensive item in your store.
He RAN to the customer before you did. Jerk!
Wants the pants shortened 1/8" and he can TELL if you did it or not.
It begins. Don't bother sleeping or eating.
How exciting!
Do things her way, or regret getting up this morning.
Get your nails done, or your shoes polished. No one is coming in.
Every year we go, every year we wish it was bonus money instead. Every year we have some level of fun anyway.
A wonderful person bought you lunch!
Aww who did that?
Do things her way, or regret getting out of bed this morning.
He's looking to buy and you're his guy!
Needs a full suit setup desperately by tomorrow but thinks $99 is too much to pay for anything.
How are we supposed to sell this?
In American English, haberdasher is another term for a men's outfitter. We think it's just fun to say.
Because we can.
Really?
WHOOOOOO!!!