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Clench your buttocks and mince to the nearest toilet. We have all been there.
It lasts for 20 seconds and it feels Soooo good.
10 pints, a Kebab with extra Chilli sauce and a pickled egg.
The morning after a right good curry.
Even you think it smells like a week old dead cat.
To much fibre in your diet?
The one you let go in a Lift, on a Bus or while your giving a lift to your Boss.
Always quiet and they always smell of Roses. Right???
We all have them. It all depends on how bad they Stink.
The one you have just going around doing your own thing.