We all do it. But which one have you done today
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Just a Fart.
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The one you have just going around doing your own thing.
The Mind Fart.
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We all have them. It all depends on how bad they Stink.
Lady Fart.
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Always quiet and they always smell of Roses. Right???
Fart in a wetsuit.
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The one you let go in a Lift, on a Bus or while your giving a lift to your Boss.
The Bake Beans on Toast.
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To much fibre in your diet?
Get the Air Freshener.
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Even you think it smells like a week old dead cat.
The Vindaloo.
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The morning after a right good curry.
The morning after.
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10 pints, a Kebab with extra Chilli sauce and a pickled egg.
A right Royal.
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It lasts for 20 seconds and it feels Soooo good.
Drawing Mud.
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Clench your buttocks and mince to the nearest toilet. We have all been there.