Use at your own risk: if you do not post a recieved status on your wall, michael jackson will come after your blood.

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Limited edition Gatorade status
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Limited edition Gatorade status

I <3 gatorade: the blue kind looks like its from the future!

Monkey of death
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Monkey of death

NO! NOT THE MONKEY!!!!!!

Pokemon status
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Pokemon status

I'm not a pokemon nerd!!! You're as stupid as a Gyrados!

Video Game Frusteration 2 status
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Video Game Frusteration 2 status

Great Shot! " What?! I just missed and lost the game to a 3-year-old"

Video Game Frusteration 1 status
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Video Game Frusteration 1 status

Ha! I'm on the final castle and... WTF FRICKIN STUPID GOOMBA!

Jokes status
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Jokes status

HAHAHAHA... I dont get it

Time Waster status
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Time Waster status

Im wasting your precious time: you have lost seconds of your life

Stupid! status
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Stupid! status

My friend went to the Send A Status application and this is the best they can do?

Pie status
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Pie status

Pie is beloved!

Cheese status
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Cheese status

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Doom status
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Doom status

I have been told i will die in 20 seconds! HA! What a schamea- AUGH!!!