ACME Jet Unicycle

Acme Inc. Gifts

When two wheels are just too much... WARNING: Braking may be difficult.

ACME Jet Tennis Shoes

Acme Inc. Gifts

Pick up your game with these exceptional sporting accessories.

ACME Iron Carrot

Acme Inc. Gifts

Lure your prey with this nutritious snack has a high iron content. WARNING: May cause indigestion.

ACME Invisible Paint

Acme Inc. Gifts

ACME Instant Girl

Acme Inc. Gifts

Always there for you when you need her the most. WARNING: Not guranteed not to nag.

ACME Indestructo Steel Ball

Acme Inc. Gifts

When you need it, this high quality, superbly finished, Indestructo Steel Ball rolls with ease. WARNING: Do not stand in front of Ball when rolling.

ACME Hitch-hiking Thumb

Acme Inc. Gifts

Makes hitch-hiking easy, fast and fun with the Hitch-hiking Thumb!

ACME Hair Grower

Acme Inc. Gifts

Rub that baldness away. Now with inactive liposomes. 87.7% of the 5 that expressed a preference said it was OK.

ACME Giant Rubber Band

Acme Inc. Gifts

When there is not scheduled filghts available, propel yourself with the ACME Giant Rubber Band. WARNING: landing may smart!

ACME Giant Kite

Acme Inc. Gifts

Fly yourself in or out of danger. Available in any size as long as it's Giant.

ACME Earthquake Pills

Acme Inc. Gifts

In new, easy to swallow capsules. Quick acting effect.

ACME Disintegrating Pistol

Acme Inc. Gifts

Fun and easy to use. WARNING: Not to be confused with ACME Building Disintegrator.

ACME Dehydrated Boulders

Acme Inc. Gifts

Available in handy sized packets, never to be caught short again. WARNING: May be heavy when re-hydrated.

ACME Building Disintegrator

Acme Inc. Gifts

Large or small... Disintegrate buildings with ease. WARNING: Not to be used outside.

ACME Bird Seed

Acme Inc. Gifts

Continuing with our fabulous range.... Ideal for trapping those pesky Road-runners.

ACME Batman Outfits

Acme Inc. Gifts

As worn by Mr W. Coyote in the epic "Gee Whiz-z-z" 1956 BNWO.

ACME Atom Re-arranger

Acme Inc. Gifts

Re-arrange those atoms with ease. Suitable for use on Martians.

ACME Anvil

Acme Inc. Gifts

Heavy duty yet portable. WARNING: Do not stand underneath anvil when it is falling.

ACME Anti-Nightmare Machine

Acme Inc. Gifts

Ward off those scary monsters and super creeps. May require 2637 AAA batteries

ACME Glue

Acme Inc. Gifts

Sticks like no other glue. Use in open areas. Remove with luck.

ACME Whipped Cream Dispenser

Acme Inc. Gifts

Does what it says on the can.

ACME Ultimatum Dispatcher

Acme Inc. Gifts

You KNOW you need it. You KNOW you want it. Dispatch that ultimatum now!

ACME leg Muscle Vitamins

Acme Inc. Gifts

For those scrawney legs... Triple strength and family sized pack for even better value.

ACME Triple Strength Armour

Acme Inc. Gifts

This nearly impregnable item is bound to please. WARNING: May not please and may not be suitable in combat conditions.

ACME Trick Bone

Acme Inc. Gifts

The trick is... Its not a bone! WARNING: Not suitable for hamsters.

ACME Tornado Kit

Acme Inc. Gifts

Re-create your very own Tornado Alley at home with this easy to construct kit. Phillips screwdriver, 8mm spanner & BFH required.

ACME Super Outfit

Acme Inc. Gifts

Need those super powers? Get the ACME Super Outfit.

ACME Street Cleaning Wagon

Acme Inc. Gifts

Too many ACME Gift boxes in your street? You NEED this wagon.

ACME Rocket Roller Skates

Acme Inc. Gifts

For those needing a bit more oomph, the upgrade to the Jet Tennis Shoes.

ACME Outboard Motor

Acme Inc. Gifts

You WILL need this motor! With FREE Jim-Dandy Wagon.