It's like pieces of flair but crappier.

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Key
Pieces Of Crap
Key

I wonder what it unlocks....

Hanger
Pieces Of Crap
Hanger

What you gonna hang on it?

Button
Pieces Of Crap
Button

Is that a piece of flair?

Phone
Pieces Of Crap
Phone

*ring ring* It's your pile of crap calling!

Ring
Pieces Of Crap
Ring

No, not on the phone.

Clock
Pieces Of Crap
Clock

*tick tock* What time is it? Time to clear out this pile of crap.

Coffee Mug
Pieces Of Crap
Coffee Mug

Fill me with chocolate milk!

Dinner Plate
Pieces Of Crap
Dinner Plate

Put food on me.

Fork
Pieces Of Crap
Fork

Use me to eat things.

Underwear
Pieces Of Crap
Underwear

Eeeww...

Padlock
Pieces Of Crap
Padlock

You can't open me!

Bird
Pieces Of Crap
Bird

Tweet!

Hammer
Pieces Of Crap
Hammer

Hit me.

T-Shirt
Pieces Of Crap
T-Shirt

Wearing one right now? Or are you too much of a wimp?

Chess Board
Pieces Of Crap
Chess Board

Who plays chess?

iPod
Pieces Of Crap
iPod

What? My iPod is a piece of crap?

Monkey
Pieces Of Crap
Monkey

It looks like you!

Flower
Pieces Of Crap
Flower

Very pretty, isn't it.

Pieces of Flair
Pieces Of Crap
Pieces of Flair

Ha. I get it.

Baby
Pieces Of Crap
Baby

Wait... A baby?

Pinata
Pieces Of Crap
Pinata

Guess what? It's full of crap.

Eagle
Pieces Of Crap
Eagle

It's not crap. It's just random.

KFC
Pieces Of Crap
KFC

Anyone hungry for a picture of KFC chicken?

Cake
Pieces Of Crap
Cake

Mmm.... If only it were'nt made of crap.

Airsoft Gun
Pieces Of Crap
Airsoft Gun

Don't worry. It only launches crap.

Shoe
Pieces Of Crap
Shoe

Goes on yor foot...

Horse
Pieces Of Crap
Horse

It's an animal.

Dog
Pieces Of Crap
Dog

I can crap on carpet?

Flame Thrower
Pieces Of Crap
Flame Thrower

Don't burn yourself...

Construction Hat
Pieces Of Crap
Construction Hat

I don't get why we have these. They don't even do anything!