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I don't get why we have these. They don't even do anything!
Eeeww...
Use me to eat things.
Put food on me.
Fill me with chocolate milk!
*tick tock* What time is it? Time to clear out this pile of crap.
No, not on the phone.
*ring ring* It's your pile of crap calling!
Is that a piece of flair?
What you gonna hang on it?
I wonder what it unlocks....
Wait... A baby?
Ha. I get it.
Very pretty, isn't it.
It looks like you!
What? My iPod is a piece of crap?
Don't burn yourself...
I can crap on carpet?
It's an animal.
Goes on yor foot...
Don't worry. It only launches crap.
Mmm.... If only it were'nt made of crap.
Anyone hungry for a picture of KFC chicken?
It's not crap. It's just random.
Guess what? It's full of crap.
Who plays chess?
Wearing one right now? Or are you too much of a wimp?
Hit me.
Tweet!
You can't open me!