It's like pieces of flair but crappier.

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Construction Hat
Pieces Of Crap
Construction Hat

I don't get why we have these. They don't even do anything!

Underwear
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Underwear

Eeeww...

Fork
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Fork

Use me to eat things.

Dinner Plate
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Dinner Plate

Put food on me.

Coffee Mug
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Coffee Mug

Fill me with chocolate milk!

Clock
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Clock

*tick tock* What time is it? Time to clear out this pile of crap.

Ring
Pieces Of Crap
Ring

No, not on the phone.

Phone
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Phone

*ring ring* It's your pile of crap calling!

Button
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Button

Is that a piece of flair?

Hanger
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Hanger

What you gonna hang on it?

Key
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Key

I wonder what it unlocks....

Baby
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Baby

Wait... A baby?

Pieces of Flair
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Pieces of Flair

Ha. I get it.

Flower
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Flower

Very pretty, isn't it.

Monkey
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Monkey

It looks like you!

iPod
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iPod

What? My iPod is a piece of crap?

Flame Thrower
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Flame Thrower

Don't burn yourself...

Dog
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Dog

I can crap on carpet?

Horse
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Horse

It's an animal.

Shoe
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Shoe

Goes on yor foot...

Airsoft Gun
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Airsoft Gun

Don't worry. It only launches crap.

Cake
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Cake

Mmm.... If only it were'nt made of crap.

KFC
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KFC

Anyone hungry for a picture of KFC chicken?

Eagle
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Eagle

It's not crap. It's just random.

Pinata
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Pinata

Guess what? It's full of crap.

Chess Board
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Chess Board

Who plays chess?

T-Shirt
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T-Shirt

Wearing one right now? Or are you too much of a wimp?

Hammer
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Hammer

Hit me.

Bird
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Bird

Tweet!

Padlock
Pieces Of Crap
Padlock

You can't open me!