Annoyed with all the adorable little virtual goodies everyone sends?

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tiny little paper cut
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tiny little paper cut

few of life's little annoyances
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few of life's little annoyances

ton of stamps you actually need licking to stick
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ton of stamps you actually need licking to stick

virtual tree chopped down in their name!
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virtual tree chopped down in their name!

fat ninja! (he makes a nifty door stop)
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fat ninja! (he makes a nifty door stop)

wad of fake CASH! Now you can buy that little plastic house you've had your eye on
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wad of fake CASH! Now you can buy that little plastic house you've had your eye on

batch of cookies handmade by this guy...
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batch of cookies handmade by this guy...

free ticket to Nowhere
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free ticket to Nowhere

friendly spray of mace in the face
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friendly spray of mace in the face

stupid little heart back. Hearts are for dweebs!
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stupid little heart back. Hearts are for dweebs!

box of your smelly cousins hand-me-downs
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box of your smelly cousins hand-me-downs

wailing toddler
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wailing toddler

case of crabs
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case of crabs

bout with herpes simplex 1
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bout with herpes simplex 1

distressingly inaccessable itch!
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distressingly inaccessable itch!