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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
Is camping Loitering within tent?
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick." The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?" "Oh, just put it on my bill."
What kind of doctors are like spiders? Spin doctors!
Get your party boots on and swing your pants!
Why did the mushroom go to the Party? because he's a really fun guy. Why did he leave? because there wasn't mushroom.
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre!
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee? A honey bunny.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!
How do you say robot backwards? Robotbackwards!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?