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Wiggle
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Wiggle

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Camp
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Camp

Is camping Loitering within tent?

Cabbaged
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Cabbaged

What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

Quack
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Quack

A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick." The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?" "Oh, just put it on my bill."

Spider
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Spider

What kind of doctors are like spiders? Spin doctors!

Pants
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Pants

Get your party boots on and swing your pants!

Fungi
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Fungi

Why did the mushroom go to the Party? because he's a really fun guy. Why did he leave? because there wasn't mushroom.

Alien
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Alien

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre!

Bananas
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Bananas

What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee? A honey bunny.

Woof
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Woof

What do you get if you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!

Robot
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Robot

How do you say robot backwards? Robotbackwards!

Voodoo
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Voodoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?