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Get your party boots on and swing your pants!

What kind of doctors are like spiders? Spin doctors!

A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick." The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?" "Oh, just put it on my bill."

What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

Is camping Loitering within tent?

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?

How do you say robot backwards? Robotbackwards!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!

What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee? A honey bunny.

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre!

Why did the mushroom go to the Party? because he's a really fun guy. Why did he leave? because there wasn't mushroom.

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