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You've done absolutely nothing-- just like the people who win that other, less prestigious award. Celebrate the No-Tell Prize for Zero-- it's like NOTHING you've ever seen!
Tax, spend, borrow, bounce a check-- it doesn't matter! If you've handled OR mishandled money, you deserve the No-Tell Prize for Economics!
Don't vote? Don't hold office? NO PROBLEM! You don't even have to drive your pregnant girlfriend off a bridge to qualify for the No-Tell Prize in Politics!