Kind of like the Nobel Prize, but there's no telling why you'll get the prize! Send the No-Tell prize to anyone, for anything! Or send it to them for doing nothing. You saw we can't, but we say YES WE CAN!

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No-Tell Prize for Zero
The No-Tell Prize
No-Tell Prize for Zero

You've done absolutely nothing-- just like the people who win that other, less prestigious award. Celebrate the No-Tell Prize for Zero-- it's like NOTHING you've ever seen!

No-Tell Prize for Economics
The No-Tell Prize
No-Tell Prize for Economics

Tax, spend, borrow, bounce a check-- it doesn't matter! If you've handled OR mishandled money, you deserve the No-Tell Prize for Economics!

No-Tell Prize for Politics
The No-Tell Prize
No-Tell Prize for Politics

Don't vote? Don't hold office? NO PROBLEM! You don't even have to drive your pregnant girlfriend off a bridge to qualify for the No-Tell Prize in Politics!