Got a friend that you want to greet but a hug or kiss is too "familiar"? Want to let someone of the same gender know that you are interested in a friendly hello without sending a syrupy hug or kiss? Ever shake hands with someone who had an unusual, s

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Dead Fish Handshake
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Dead Fish Handshake

For the handshake that has no feeling and is just, well...there.

Normal Male Handshake
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Normal Male Handshake

By men, for men.

Obama Fist Bump
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Obama Fist Bump

The fist-on-fist from the Prez.

Weight Lifter-Hand Cruncher Handshake
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Weight Lifter-Hand Cruncher Handshake

Muscle crunching.

Nanu-Nanu Handshake
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Nanu-Nanu Handshake

The Mork from Ork greeting.

Shake and Kiss
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Shake and Kiss

For the romantic.

Limp Wrist Handshake
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Limp Wrist Handshake

For the alternative lifestyle.

Messiah Complex
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Messiah Complex

For those who feel powerful and god-like.

Robotic
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Robotic

For those who just go through the motions and don't really mean it.

Virtual
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Virtual

Sometimes you just can't bring yourself to greet someone face-to-face.

Neat Freak-Monk Handshake
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Neat Freak-Monk Handshake

I need to sanitize after that handshake.

Funeral Director
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Funeral Director

For the person who just has to feel the pulse.

Sweaty Palm Handshake
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Sweaty Palm Handshake

Bounty, the quicker, picker-upper.

Hair Gel Handshake
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Hair Gel Handshake

That greasy feeling is just gross.

Good Sport Handshake
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Good Sport Handshake

But you really aren't happy about losing.

I Need a Job Handshake
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I Need a Job Handshake

Who hasn't ever used this one?

Two-handed Secret Handshake
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Two-handed Secret Handshake

Why two hands and why cover it up from view?

Homie Handshake
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Homie Handshake

Hip, cool...and so 70's.

Half and Half Handshake
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Half and Half Handshake

Some people have to combine a hug with the shake.

Carpel Tunnel Handshake
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Carpel Tunnel Handshake

Some people will do anything to keep from touching.

Ulterior Motive Handshake
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Ulterior Motive Handshake

What some people will do for money.

Normal Woman Handshake
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Normal Woman Handshake

By women, for women.

Vulcan Handshake
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Vulcan Handshake

For the Vulcan who is too emotionless to touch.

Dog Shake
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Dog Shake

How we love our pets!

Cat Shake
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Cat Shake

For the cat lovers!

Psych Handshake
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Psych Handshake

So cruel...

Bling Bling Handshake
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Bling Bling Handshake

Ever had the jewelry dig into your hand? Painful.

Cold and Clammy Handshake
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Cold and Clammy Handshake

Like holding a snake.

You Get a Hug Anyway
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You Get a Hug Anyway

No matter what you do, you are destined for a hug and can see it coming.

Baby Handshake
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Baby Handshake

More like a finger grab.

Fragile Handshake
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Fragile Handshake

You can't help but be careful, or else there are bones crushed.

Pull and Grab Handshake
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Pull and Grab Handshake

Some people just like to watch others fall.

The Four Finger Handshake
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The Four Finger Handshake

Ouch!

Crossed-fingers Handshake
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Crossed-fingers Handshake

Similar to the Ulterior Motive Handshake...no good comes of this. Common in politicians.

The Point
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The Point

No sense touching when the point can be just as effective.

Long Fingernail Handshake
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Long Fingernail Handshake

Is there a doctor in the house?

Tag Team Handshake
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Tag Team Handshake

Bonding...

The Left Hand Shake
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The Left Hand Shake

Also known as the Boy Scout handshake...it just seems so un-natural.

The Politician Handshake
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The Politician Handshake

How well we all know this one!

The Imaginary Friend Handshake
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The Imaginary Friend Handshake

Uh...which way did he go?

The 3-Way
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The 3-Way

Get your mind out of the gutter!

The High-Five Handshake
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The High-Five Handshake

Exhibiting enthusiasm or excitement...or just to see some bouncing up and down-again, get your mind out of the gutter.