You are the neutral guy who is not too smart or to stupid, either you always do things the way you want to do things or you just follow the stream that leads you on into a pretty normal life. But you love sports and music more then many other things. You have a dream to become the best, but somehow you just keep on failing until you decide to let go of your dream and live sadly ever after. Why? Because you enjoy life, but don´t take things for granted.
You are Russia, the psycho vodka lover. You don't have true friends, but you do have a few minions which are scared of you. You are completely unaware of your scary personality. You like to carry around a bottle of vodka or a faucet pipe. Try to be less scary and not try to become one with everybody.