Good enough for government work!
Pilih hadiah Anda:
Metal Fan
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So loud you have to turn if off to talk on the phone
Tape Dispenser/Doorstop
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Do not use as a paperweight - will get crust on your paperwork
Supply Closet w/Broken Handle
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Yes the handle is broken. Pretty soon you won't notice it anymore.
Harvest Gold File Cabinet
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w/laminate top
Rubber Band Ball
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An activity that allows employees to purge creative urges
First Aid Kit
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CAUTION: Use of this item requires a current Tetanus shot.
Abandoned Two-Hole Punch
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To get rid of it would require approval of an authorized surplus request. Just leave it there.
Dangerous Dolly
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Hmmm been thinking of some time off? This scenario has "Workmans' Comp" written all over it.
Brown Office Chair
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Easy-clean vinyl.
Filing Stool
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The luxury of a stool on wheels.
File Cabinet Dividers
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Can't we find another place for these? No, no we can't.
Mystery Metal Box
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Ooo, what's in in? Aha! A used rubber finger.
Warming Burner
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What's burning? Just this morning's coffee.
Vintage Scotch Tape
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The Mad Men set designer called - she wants this tape.
Box of Old Paperclips
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Will turn your fingers gray.
Faded Brown Chair
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Has lost the golden lustre of its office heyday.
Signed, Sealed and Crusty
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Document Seal press w/convenient pot holder for added comfort.
Old Files
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What's in them? Where do they go? How should I know?
Vision Enhancement
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Government vision care program
Broken Laminate
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Just needs some tape. Maybe somebody else will do it.
Harrassment Poster
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No Jokes!
Metalworks
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These take up half the workspace, but someday you might need them.