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Standard abductor, delivers victims to the little yellow alien.

Hideously deformed king of all aliens.

Will fry your bowels with his probe and may impregnate you with an alien baby.

Tefal head and general faggotry lets you know that he's the boss.

Jesus, it's a fucking alien!

Don't worry, this little fucker is only a toy, it wont abduct/torture/mutilate you.

Dunno about this one, he or she is heavily disguised.

If you get abducted you might want to get the doc to check that you haven't got one of these inside you.

This one is nastyt....it hides in cupboards in kids rooms waiting for them to go to sleep....go warn them now!

The only good alien is a dead alien, and their skulls make cool ashtrays.