Send your friends and enemies unfriendly, rude, and/or hateful cards!

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Dot
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Dot

. See that dot there? It's all I could come up with for your sake.

Sharpie Action
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Sharpie Action

To my one and only... That's right, sniff the Sharpie. It's the only action you'll be getting for a while.

It's So Cute
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It's So Cute

It's so cute! Now would you please put your pants on again?

Lower Your Rates
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Lower Your Rates

I think you should lower your rates.

Look Up
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Look Up

Look up...idiot.

Truth Sets You Free
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Truth Sets You Free

They say the truth sets you free...why the hell are you still here?

STD Love
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STD Love

Love is like.. Who cares? You'll die of an STD anyway.