rubbish gifts you would not give your grannie...

Choose your gift:

a punch off appollo creed
Totally Useless
a punch off appollo creed

yo rock......

a broken watch for when you really need to know the time
Totally Useless
a broken watch for when you really need to know the time

a flat car tyre for when you are stuck on the motorway
Totally Useless
a flat car tyre for when you are stuck on the motorway

stop..take it off and turn it over...

a rugby league forward pass
Totally Useless
a rugby league forward pass

just when you are going in under the sticks in the final against saints

a broken piano
Totally Useless
a broken piano

a slap round the head
Totally Useless
a slap round the head

a knocked over beer
Totally Useless
a knocked over beer

the ultimate warrior run around the ring
Totally Useless
the ultimate warrior run around the ring

a hulk hogan pose
Totally Useless
a hulk hogan pose

a bottle of stale milk from jack hollis
Totally Useless
a bottle of stale milk from jack hollis

a disease ridden ham shank
Totally Useless
a disease ridden ham shank

an empty packet of beef jerky
Totally Useless
an empty packet of beef jerky

gutter to sleep in after a heavy night on the ale
Totally Useless
gutter to sleep in after a heavy night on the ale

a whino to keep you company
Totally Useless
a whino to keep you company

juggling balls
Totally Useless
juggling balls

a sunken ice road truck
Totally Useless
a sunken ice road truck

a dematerialized tardis (i.e nothing there...it`s gone)
Totally Useless
a dematerialized tardis (i.e nothing there...it`s gone)

a humpback whale`s tail
Totally Useless
a humpback whale`s tail

a well trained local sheep.. (come on boy`s)
Totally Useless
a well trained local sheep.. (come on boy`s)

brett kenny super 30 yard cut out pass
Totally Useless
brett kenny super 30 yard cut out pass

brett kenny shimmy and beats you for speed to go 90 yards and score
Totally Useless
brett kenny shimmy and beats you for speed to go 90 yards and score

belhaven best
Totally Useless
belhaven best

a pint of best...for your enjoyment...

bucket with a hole in it
Totally Useless
bucket with a hole in it