Things moms/dads used to spank us.

Choose your gift:

Hair Brush
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Hair Brush

Hold still, you have tangles.

Sandle/Chancla
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Sandle/Chancla

Get over here!!

Tree Branch
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Tree Branch

Don't Run!

Electric Cord
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Electric Cord

Turn off the fan like I said!

Belt
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Belt

If one gets it, everbody gets it.

Hand
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Hand

Don't talk back!

Pan
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Pan

Not just for Pork Chops.

Large Wooden Spoon
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Large Wooden Spoon

Get out of the kitchen!

Spatula
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Spatula

Move away from the comal (griddle).

Slipper
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Slipper

Don't make get out of bed!

Hanger
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Hanger

These are for your shirts!!

Purse
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Purse

Where's my change?

Paddle
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Paddle

Hold your ankles!

Church Bulletin
I'll Give You Something To Cry About!
Church Bulletin

God forgive me!