You are a complete and utter nutter. You are crazy... Insane... A complete lunatic... You probably enjoying nibbling on walls, floors, tree bark, human flesh or anything else strange. You most likely break your own arm or leg just to see how quickly you can do it and how much pain you can cause. You've probably spent at least 75% of your life in a mental institute (the other 25% you had escaped). You are 100% CRAZY.
With your daughter being the middle child, she might feel that she isn't as important because she isn't the eldest or the baby of the family, so make sure to pamper her! On the other hand, make sure to keep your food pantry stocked up because your boys will eat everything in sight once they're a bit older