The deceased mother of Mr. Egbert and the grandmother of John. Her tragic fate involved a bookshelf, a ladder, and an unabridged edition of Colonel Sassacre's. Her remains remained on top of the mantle, within a Sacred Urn until John's antics shattered it. After the ashes were hastily put back into a poorly reconstructed urn they were showered upon the Kernelsprite. The Sprite has absorbed her memory and personality along with the odd pranking qualities of a harlequin.