A face that would sink a thousand ships: Davros on a particularly bad day

Your image is sickening. Attempting to hide your grotesque features by wearing a stocking, although an improvement, this only leads to disappointment when you remove it for eating, biting young children and dental appointments.

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Wolfman

You have a problem with hair, it gets everywhere it makes you look like an animal. You have a poor attention span due to the fact that you cannot physically see through the matted hair (some would say wool) that falls across your eyes. Well imagine how you would feel once you realised that there are people out there who have more hair, who bite people and wake up without a memory. Consider those who not only have to go through all of this but then have a cheap film made about it. You are very lucky, still hairy.. but lucky.

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Rabbit

You are very fluffy, you frolic about in a care-free manner with you cotton tail wiggling behind you. You may find this enjoyable others may disagree.

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A true Englishman, the new Noel Coward

You say you would eat your friend but at least you would have more to write about. You would be assured to have a poignant effortless turn of phrase even when you are in difficult moral situations. Your interest in lyric writing benefits yourself and everybody.

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