Are You Going To Hell?

Hibernate in winter. Put off 'til tomorrow what I can do today. Take an occasional nap on the job.

Left restaurants without paying the check. Left restaurants without tipping. Made a killing in cartoon merchandising.

Attractive members of the opposite sex. Attractive members of the same sex. Drainpipes.

Between between meal snacks. Between meal snacks. Therefore I am.

Good looks. Hair. Toupees.

Get "mad". Get "really mad". Get my shotgun.

God. God's gift to the opposite sex. God's gift to the world.