Do U No Txt Language?

5 ? oh my goat OH MY GOD! on my goose

barbeque, rice, bacon be rite back beloved rite bass huh???

i have no clue what you are talking about! laughing my a** off!! lazy mother always on legs moving all over

come again??? i didnt know i dont kare i dont know

dig it clueless expert? does that mean anything? i hav no clue that isnt txt lingo