What Fruit Are You?

Buy a nice present for your best friend, and some candy for yourself. Fight with yourself what you should do with it. Give a half-hearted effort in finding the owner, than just keep it when you don't find them! HAHAHA! ALL MINE! I eat it. Keep it! You found it. Pfft. Buy some new ninja weapons with it! What else? Search and search until you find its previous owner, than return it! Its not yours. You give it to your parents, you have no use for it! You wouldn't find 50$ on the sidewalk, you are never that lucky.

All those poor helpless people in Africa. Get volunteers to do mission work there! Animals, you want to save as many endagered animals as you can! Drool. Fairies! I wouldnt... I'd probably just play an instrument... like the drums or piano or something.. I'maninja! Nobody can ever find meeee. No one would ever ask me to do that, I'm not that special. Technology. People need to be more sophisticated! You cannot decide! You just go up there and stare everyone down. Make them feel uncomfortable.

Aww, poor thing! You don't know what to do though! I eat it. I'm not smart enough to care for a kitten. Ingore it. Keep it! You love kittens so much, they are just your favorite! Kick it. Pfft. I wouldn't tough anything so dirty! Take it home and nurture it back to health, than drop it off at your local animal shelter. Turn it into your sidekick ninja pet kitten. You aren't sure wether you should keep it or drop it off at the animal shelter, or leave it there! Too many decisions!!!

Any candy! As long as it doesn't have nuts! Cadbury Caramel Eggs! Candy? YUM Chocolate. Lemon Lemon Drops Only the most expensive truffles will do. Reeses Sour Gummy Worms Your still fighting with yourself over what yours is!

Depends on who it is! DOoors.Ooojhhydashgeaaaczdeww I don't open doors to go through them. I am a ninja so I just walk through the walls. Duh. I pretend to, then at the last minute I slam it in their face! HAHA! If someone else itsn't already! Maybe, maybe not! Depends on how I feel. No, I'm better than that. Nobody is ever near me. Yes, I hold it open for everyone. Especially girls. Yes, of course! I like the help people out!

I don't get presents. I get gifts? YAY I would ask them very nicely if there was a gift receipt, then return the item and get something better. I would keep it and thank them for doing such a generous thing! I would magically turn it into something better. I would tell them that they are stupid for getting me such a thing. I would throw it back at their face!! I wouldn't be able to decide if I would keep it or ask them to return it! I wouldn't care. I'd thank them for it though. Thank them for it, but never touch the item(s) again!

I don't have friends! I watch operas, NOT movies. I would ask what movie was everyones favorite, then choose the one they all liked the best! I would choose an awesome action movie about ninjas. I would pop in an awesome movie I just got! I would vehemently refuse! I don't like making decisions for other people! I wouldn't pick it, I don't like to pick things. Put in the worst, least-liked movie I could find. HAHAHA. Twitch. That is too difficult of a decision!

All the time! Every now and then. I LIVE in a daydream! No, but I do have loud arguments with myself! No, I am too busy training to be a ninja! No, I have buisiness meetings I must attend to straightaway! Only when I'm alone... which isn't often, I'm always surrounded by friends! Yea, I daydream about evil plots to ruin people lives! MUAHAHA! Yes, I have nothing better to do...Sigh. Yes, sometimes..

Always clean. I don't know! I have a room? Oh... I WANT it to be clean, but I am too lazy to clean it. So I just stay out of there. It is clean, neat and orderly. Everything is put in its place. It is full of evil plots and mastermind machines! BUAHAHAHAAHAHA! Its always nice and clean. Its full of bright, happy colors! Its mostly clean. ITS SO FREAKING MESSY! HAHA!

Drool. I daydream about fairies and magical places! I don't have any freetime. I am way too busy organizing my campaign and going to buisiness meetings! Sheesh. I draw or read. I go practice all my amazingly awesome ninja powers. I hang out with a bunch of girls. Or do homework. I hang out with my friends! I plot. All my evil mastermind genious plans have to come from something! I rely on other people to make decisions for me. I sit... alone. And be depressed.

ASOIGAIUGUWG?! Yea, thats what I thought. Because I am bored and have nothing better to do! Hehe 8) Because I have no friends. Can these questions seriously get any more idiotic? Cause I want to see if I am a ninja fruit. Cause I wanted to see what fruit I was! I DON'T KNOW! Whaaah :( I felt like it. My friends took it first. Why do you want to know, HUH?!