Which Newcastle United Footballer Are You?

Have an offer in from Totttenham You are dead You have a broken finger You have acute alcoholic poisoning

Get totally bolloxed Have a massage Look cool and pretend you're not ecstatic Wash my hair and go back home to the missus

No big deal I'd rather play for the Toon Bring it on! I'll have to come off the injury list No thanks I hate Cantona

££££££££££££ As long as i don't have to play for them F*** off Taggart I'll drink to that

Celebrate Go crazy with excitement Kiss you're 'injured' finger Not celebrate

I'm harder than you It's your round Wheez keeyz are theeyze You will manage the mackems one day you ****

Let's have a good drink Let's sign foreign players What the ...? You are not allowed to be injured

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey Drink drink wherever you may be Nessun Dorma Who the f*** are Man Utd

Kenilworth Road San Moix Wemberley White Hart Lane

Golf clothing manufacturers Great Northern monkeys Shit