What 8-Bit Theater Character Are You?

"Borrow" a few kids to feed them to your pet spiders. Ask them what they need you to do so they'll give you that daggar on the wall. Breath fire all over it. Cast an all-powerful spell to destroy it and leave only 9 orphans surviving. Chop don the walls so your friends can rebuild them and look good. Destroy all of reality. Go kill some deer and donate the meat. Give them all nightmare-inducing cookies. Ignore them. How is it your problem? Kidnap the kid with the nickname "Onion head" and raise him to hate the world. Put it on your ship and have all the kiddies yell "I'm on a boat!" Raise a task force and help them renovate. Raise taxes on the poor so that the orphans all starve. Sell them poisonous mushrooms. (Not to be confused with anything edible.) Send a tidal wave to drown them all. Set it on fire. Tell them that you can help them, and scam them out of their only valuable possession. Use your swords to help those in need! Wait inside until some unsuspecting victim comes along. Walk inside and kidnap the big muscular armoured guy in the corner.

A biosuit to make me look more intinidationg. A moustache and some red robes or something. A turban will suffice. Anything with six armholes. Black. I don't need clothes. Just a T-shirt or something. Don't want to restrict my stealing arm. My +3/+3 hat of Featheryness. My captain's hat. Arggh! My cloak with that gravy stain I like to talk to. My evil villain clothes. I'll probably need them before lunch. My martial arts suit, like always. One freaking awesome suit of armour. Quiver with plenty of arrows. Scales. My clothes are a part of my body. Simple set of armour. Bring some swords and hope you find a chain. Some very modest clothing. Someone else's body. Something my boyfriend will like. Something with lots of pockets. Also, bring a hat of some kind.

Conjure a specic spell to turn their intestines inside-out. Eat them. Feel sorry for them. Poor guy probably has no friends. Fight them off. Get in my boat and sail away. Grab them, fly high up, and drop them. Karate chop their heads off. Keep rolling charisma rolls until you make a successful excuse for leaving. Keep talking about your intimate relationship with your hubby until they leave. Make them and anyone whose name begins with the same letter as theirs leave. Make them drown in a planet-sized vat of pudding. Obcess over them and let the hatred fester within you for years. Pray for the patience to persevere. Rot the earth away. Sell them a deathtrap. (Not to be confused with actual airships.) Set them on fire. Shoot them with four bows at the same time. Stab them. Teach them how to be evil, not just annoying. Use a smoke pellet and run away.

Blast them to (my) kingdom come! Dual wield my dual weild. Fire! Flame breath Forest Imps! Forest Imps! I'll get them back somehow!!! Get my boyfriend to beat them up. Global destruction Giant hammer Hold on, I'll ask this paper clip. I have a giant spider army. Need a picture? I'll wait for the heroes to "save" me. I'm immortal. Just wait for them to die. Intimidation Kick them Magic. Simple, easy, and (sometimes) clean. Man the harpoons! Arggh!!! Observe the enemy and duplicate their moves. Sacrifice myself to get to the enemy's weakest point. Steal the source of their power and attack with lawninjas. Sword-chucks They're like nunchucks, but with swords.

Build a giant suit to make myself look big. Buy some weapons from a more trustworthy dealer than myself. Contractually obligate someone to help you. Cry to my boyfriend Get a really big sword. Go EXP farming Go ravage some villages or something. I'll get kidnapped by some powerful person. I'll go get more fire. I'll just get rid of them. I'll just go grab my soul and use it to fuel my power. Kidnap some people Magically infuse myself with spider DNA. More power? Ha! That's impossible! Pray for power Sacrifice some orphans to a dark god for power. Steal the orb of water Target practice with bows. Train alone Trick your enemies into bringing you the very power that you will use to kill them.