How Portuguese Are You?

I'm not Portuguese. (But I wish I was!) Surrounded by Portuguese food and language. Oh, and roosters! We're Portuguese but don't really speak the language at home or follow many major customs other than soccer.

has some pretty impressive skills. is the best soccer player ever, in the world! oh yeah, I've heard about him.

a buttered paposeco. (Portuguese roll) I'm not that hungry right now. pizza.

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll Honestly, I don't watch soccer. Yesss!

everyone greets each other with a kiss on each cheek, there's enough food to feed a village, and plenty of Portuguese music! very formal and calm with classy music. we don't really have them except for Christmas or graduation.

I can count them on one hand! None come to mind. Oh wait, I know one! Uhm hold on, this question could take a while. *Tia Maria, Maria next door, Maria from work, Maria do Carmo, Maria Albertina, then there's the Marias from church......*

every inch of the table is covered with food, yet your grandmother is still trying to bring more. I rarely visit(ed) them. nothing you really looked forward too, it's so boring.

hotdogs and hamburgers. sardinhas. We don't really BBQ.

a Portuguese restaurant. You're dying for that steak! McDonald's or some other fast food joint. Olive Garden, Unos, TGI Friday's, etc.

If they want food they can ask for it. Oh well if they're not hungry, they're not hungry. Maybe later. You get offended! Are they on a diet or something?