What flavour crisps are you?

Blue Green Pink Rainbow Red

Beer Beetroot cordial Cheese juice Vodka Water

10 11 5 on each foot Honestly haven't counted WTF are toes? OH feet-fingers?

One only one? Six? That one This one

A pirate A superhero A terrorist Yourself Yourself riding an Emu

Burn stuff Film the catfight and post it on youtube Get into bed and wait to fall asleep Go on your PC till the small hours Raid the fridge

Answer the door Ignore him and have a baguette Invite him in for a cuppa Leg it out the back door Poke your head out the window to say hello