Which Ace Attorney Defense Lawyer Are You?

As long as I believe that my client is innocent, i'll do it. Ha! I can do this easily! I can do this! I'm ready! I don't care whether they did it or not. I'll find them innocent either way. I'll review the case and talk to my client before deciding anything. Oh dear... I can feel hemorroids burning. This'll be easy. I'm a genius, I can do this without bating an eyelid. Um... This is bad. I'll defend you but... (Bad feeling...)

I find that hard to believe! I think you might want to rethink things. I've got you now! That doesn't make sense. That's contradictory! You finally slipped up! Your Honor, the witness's statement is flawed. You're lying dammit!

Examine the crime scene. I don't know! I'll think of something... I don't need to prepare! Interview witnesses. Research people involved in the case. Review the case file. Review the evidence. Talk to my client.

Average. That way, the trial will be fair. Ha! Does it matter? I'll win anyway. I don't really care. I just want a prosecutor that I can beat! Smart. Stupid. Very smart. Very stupid.

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Aren't they all dimwitted? But all he has to do is swing down his gavel, right? Great... Ha! I don't care about the judge! I'm used to dimwitted judges. No surprise to me! Oh well. This'll be an easy trial then!