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Your special someone deserves one.
Only for your parents and teachers.
Never as good as ice cream.
The fruit that everyone loves.
Told you ;P
A simple thug's knife.
For the sport or for the kill.
The only thing dumber than a sack of hammers.
The only question that can't be answered.
You know you want it.
The best phone ever.
The best Mp3 player ever.
It has the ability to make anything seem dangerous.
The mafia's weapon of choice.
For self-defense purposes only.
When someone needs luck.
He can do anything!!!
You Know
Causing pain since 2,400,000 BCE, OH YEAH!
The phone your parents had a decade ago.
Better than sorbet.