Are You A Ryan?

Go on facebook for two hours Go Play Softball outside Read the Dictionary Sit in your cave and play video games Sit on the couch and drink all the Pepsi in the house

Gigantic monster-aliens Having a social life The ocean Video games When people are TOO nice

A Complete freak COOLEST PERSON EVA Hip-Happinin LOL OMG ROFL Who the hell is Ryan?

A Happy Meal Big Mac One of those cheese things What is Mcdonalds? Whatever other people are ordering

How The hell am i suppose to know What is a Noob? What is Tubing? When you Grenade someone in COD 6 When you throw things at an Asian