Are You A True New Orleanian?

East North West

Ash Wednesday Labor Day Lundi Gras

An embroidered alligator An embroidered crawfish An embroidered fluer-de-lis

Coke, no matter the actual brand. Soda Soft drinks

Chopatoolas Tchopitolas Tchoupitoulas

Cafe du Monde Maspero's the nearest Lucky Dog cart

Yeah- I got 'em on my feet. Yeah, I got 'em from my closet. Yeah, I got 'em from WalMart.

a sandwich on French bread with mayo, lettuce, and tomatoes. a young man of meager means dressed in his best clothes. like a hoagie, right?

Gentilly red K&B purple Mississippi River blue

Mileage. ("It's about fifty miles from here.") Number of stops. ("We'll only have to stop twice on the way to Alexandria.") Time, as in hours or minutes ("Excuse me, how far is Baton Rouge from here?" "About an hour.")