What Bird Are You?

A well-executed musical performance. An amazing prank! Roller coaster! Skydiving! Watching a horror movie marathon alone!

Class Clown Emo Intellectual Jock Well-rounded

Post something embarassing about them on Facebook Punch them immediately and then run away Smile creepily with your teeth that you had filed down to points Smile, nod, go back to what I was doing Smile, nod, go back to what I was doing, then when they turn away steal their pen

Blackmail the CEO of the Klondike company. Buy it. Kill you. Steal any number of them. Work for the Klondike company.

Challenge them to a game and go easy on them, but still beat them. Impress them with my muscles/curves. Make jokes, make them laugh, play pranks on someone they don't like anonymously. Stalk them to learn about them, then buy them their favorite flower wrapped in their favorite color paper with a note with their favorite poet's quotes on it. There are more important things. I'd let them come to me if they wanted, but I don't really care.