Which Final Fantasy Job Are You?

Bob dieded. Bob is cool. Bob? I take his stuff. I heal Bob. I poke Bob. I protect you Bob! Is it BOB or Bob? Owchies! Who is Bob?

Bob! Noes! Heal me so I can fight boss! Hit dead Bob with metal stick. I avenge Bob! Make bonfire with dead Bob. Owchies! Poke dead Bob. Shoot bad guy! Take Bob's moneys.

Heal! Hit Bob with stick. I hate Bob now! Owchies! Poke Bob. Pray for burritos souls. Say hi to old guy. Shoot dead Bob with arrow! Take Bob's Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan moneys.

I heal you! I take your moneys. Look at pretty trees. Meh. You weird person. Owchies! Ride off into sunset on pretend horse. Stab with pokey thing! Shoot arrow at old guy. You get hit with staff now.

*flee* Cast Blizzard! Yayyyy! Erk! You still see me? I like moneys. Me kill bad burrito-eaters. Me no know why. You weird! Owchies! POKE! Shoot arrow at you!

*flee* Heal me, of course. Owchies! Poke with spear. Slash with sword! Steal moneys. Shoot with arrow. Throw Palin at. Zap with lightning!

Compliment it on good looks. Do magic stuff, and kill. I inflict with status effect! I lost 5 of my 7,673,048 health! Me heal! I no like it. It bad thing. It do no damage, I has armor. Owchies! Steal its wig! Shoot with POISON arrow!

Armors! Arrows! Dry Ethers! Ethers! Moneys! Owchies! Potion! Spear! Sword!

Brooding and dark. Heal! I have moneys. I running out of arrows! Isn't his name Zac Efron? My spear dented waaah! Okay. You? Owchies! Ready to kill final boss.

Final boss slain. Me be happy. Heal plz! I heal self. I need heal party members. LEVEL UP! Me have lots of moneys. Me want quiz not end! Owchies! Yay! I go to weapon shop to buy arrows now.