How Random Are You?

Get really weirded out, but continue walking into KFC Laugh along with the girls. Say "NOOOO! Not the chickens!" WTF?!?!?!

Get worried, but assume that someone else has already called the police. OMGosh! Better call the police! Roll down your window and say "Your car is on fire" When it was very noticable. Wonder how their car caught on fire.

Explain to the kids that people who are hard working need rest, but can't get any if the kids keep waking them up at night. Act confused and say "No ducks still live here, Sir" Tell the kids if they call again you will call the police, but you really won't call the police. Throw back some good prank calling jokes at them, making sure to confuse the people on the other line.

Hang up. How the heck am I supposed to answer them? Remind them when they were 16 and did the same thing, garbelingers and all. Tell them to kill the girl and make another one. Tell them that their daughter really needs to be grounded.

....That doesn't even make sense...... I agree. IT MUST BE STOPPED! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!! Pickles are. What?

Call the number and explain to the person that their sign has a spelling error. Call the number. Who doesn't want their lawn mowed? Start laughing uncontrollably. What a silly color for the sign! Wonder why the person would give out free lawn mowing.

Hurry! Quick! Must. Buy. Hair Dye. 'I wonder what time it says for a spoon.....' Smile and say 'My cat has many grey hairs' Shrug. Plenty more to come.

...just don't understand how many cats it would take to make a stack as big as the bed. Ask them to explain it again because you didn't understand it. Say "Ohhhh. Okay." But you have no idea what the heck they just said. Wonder who the heck came up with this problem....and unicorns....

Laugh a little, not completely understanding why your friend would call you and tell you this. Laugh a little, not completely understanding why your friend would call you and tell you this. Say "Mine does the same thing. Just keep watching it, and it will be okay." and end it with a laugh. Tell your friend that they seriously need to get a life.

But eggs make it all better....right? RIGHT?!?! Good. I want it to end. I wonder if there is a quiz about bacon.... What?