What Do You Transform Into At Night?

2 for 1 offers in Tescos A juicy toad fresh from my swamp. Blood, fresh if possible please. Thank You! Campers in the woods on a full moon night! Mmmm..brains, but anything alive will do.

Clothes? no thank you, they get stuck in my throat! Long flowing black robes with red and purple are very elegant. Medieval leggings?? Ripped and dirty is the new Black. The one I bought at the boxing day sale.

Garlic! keep that away from me. I am allergic to Etiquette, Does that count? I am allergic to silver. I am allergic to..cats, dust, pollen..... I am immune, but then I am not really alive. am I?

Bite it? Eat it? Hand it back to where it came from. Try to help the poor one. They are chewy..I want a piece

Don't need any. I never travel without a set of fangs. My claws are my best friends, but a flea collar might be handy too... My mobile phone. Smelly breath, you know the really rotten type...

Evil fairy godmothers... I am dead, nothing can scare me New moon, over zealous bounty hunters with silver bullets. The dark. The sunlight, where is my SPF 1000 sun screen?

2 Pairs of legs are better than one. A set of wings are great! Car.. faster the better! I can walk, or maybe a cart I walk! with a stagger in my step...

Graveyards, old churches and funerals... I am a nature lover...a forest! My swamp! Pub, clubs, cinema.. Wherever there is the latest site for a human buffet?

A freshly dug grave. Home sweet Home! My Swamp! Silky padded coffin = Heaven! Top of a hill under a full moon.

Have I got any left? They keep coming out in clumps. Hightlights in the summer are nice! Just wild..too much hair to maintain. No hair, mate! Slicked back, I am a smooth operator.

Biting, sweet tender necks! Fighting with people? Golf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Howling to the moon. I like to go for aimless wanders.

I caught an infection from a bite! I remember getting scratched! I was placed under a magic spell. Love? I am lucky to have my 9-5 job otherwise. Someone offered my some blood, and I took it!

31st October, I can dress up and get drunk. whats there not to like? Any day except 31st October. Any day except 31st October. Any day except 31st October. Any day except 31st October.