Why do you repel people and how can astrology help

comment on their skin crack a joke about their dead grandmother pretend you have never met them before ask many questions. try to communicate using only nods and violent hand signals. withdraw carefully and quickly

follow them until they decide to talk to you put a bag over your face start tap dancing to get their attention stuff your face full of food/ water/ small twigs/ pigeon to hide your accent walk towards them backwards

Act like an English graduate Conduct the speech in a dark room sing them a song by Conway Twitty think about what shoes you are going to wear write a speech about violence

Come clean Go through all of the little-known and uninteresting books you have read challenge them to a mentally challenging fight pretend you are mute surprise them with cryptic clues and answers from that day's edition of the Sun newspaper

I didn't think you would notice.. I got them caught in my jumper when I took it off last night I had to sell them, I got behind with my Horse and Hound subscription Nerves There is an aggressive tooth fairy working in my area

Take care Gemini has crossed Pluto and set fire to Orion's beard. Panic buy some petrol Cancer has got his pincers caught in the dresses of Gemini, frustated he doesn't want you to have a good day. Wear a bag over your head Leo has bitten Pluto on the leg, Pluto was feeling low but now he is really fed up and you don't really matter. Take five aspirins twice a day. Sagitarius is being a git, he lost his arrows in poker game and he cannot be bothered with your problems. Don't say anything nice to anyone ever again Taurus forgot to buy his mother a birthday card, you don't like animals so steer clear of creatures with horns. Don't wear a leather hat