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I hate butter/margarine. None. I prefer peanut butter. I slice a small square from the stick of butter, then let it sit & melt a puddle in the middle. My waitress asks if I would like some toast with my butter. Not too much; not to little. Slather it on thick.

Cry. Get nervous, don't say anything, endure the assumed ridicule. Grab the closest object (smaller than a school bus) and whale on them. Leave the room and let them talk. Let them finish, then sit on their head. Verbally run them over before they finish their sentence.

Can't control my hand as it flies in fist-fashion toward their face. Experience an embarrassing Hockey-check them up against the wall, knocking the wind out of them. Scream...blood-curdling scream. Throw-up. Try to act like my heart isn't actually pounding out of my chest.

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Add them as a friend, anyway. Click "Ignore" Do nothing. I let the request pile up & never respond. Get so nervous that I feel sick. Scream. Send them a message explaining why I don't want to be their friend.

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Caffiene-free, calorie-free soda Caffiienated energy drinks Coffee Egg Nog Fruit Smoothies Chocolate Milk