Why Would You Get Kicked Out Of School?

Err...yes. I think I have. Once or twice. No. Not at all. No...ok yes then. Not anything THAT bad.

I'm normally quite moody... I'm quite ratty sometimes... Not much. Quite a bit. Very quickly! Now go away!

Gallons and gallons of it! I never really feel like drinking much. Oh, a pint or two? Perhaps a couple of pints? Quite a lot actually...

About a packet? Or two? I don't smoke often. It depends what's in them. I've only had a few. Like 2-4?

Errm...probably. Hell yeah! I think so. Most likely. Not really.

Causing 2 broken legs, a cracked skull and a death in a pub fight. Drink driving? Drug dealing. Smoking in public areas? Walking down the street topless.

Push them away and tell them to shut up. Start a huge argument until the police stop you. Start beating the life out of them with the nearest object. Tell them to get lost and give them a mouthful of abuse. Try hitting them but find yourself on the floor with wet trousers.

I haven't turned up to any of them. I've had a few this year... I've lost count. Oh...loads... Quite a lot.